{"id":8633,"date":"2017-12-01T14:47:48","date_gmt":"2017-12-01T14:47:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/?p=8633"},"modified":"2018-01-05T15:50:44","modified_gmt":"2018-01-05T15:50:44","slug":"horror-in-the-valleys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/index.php\/2017\/12\/horror-in-the-valleys\/","title":{"rendered":"Horror in the Valleys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8651 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/abertoir-logo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"230\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/abertoir-logo.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/abertoir-logo-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 230px) 100vw, 230px\" \/>Every November, our resident horror fanatic Gavin Baddeley makes an annual pilgrimage to Aberystwyth on the Welsh coast to attend the Abertoir Festival. While not the biggest or longest established of the UK\u2019s horror festivals, Gavin assures us that it\u2019s among the best. It features theatre performances, themed club nights, site visits, talks, live music and more. But the backbone of the six day event remains the film screenings, with 26 horror movies shown in 2017, including vintage classics and exclusive premiers of the best forthcoming features. We asked Gavin to pick out a few of the most bizarre, scary and entertaining upcoming horror films he\u2019d seen there, for horror fans to look out for on cinema screens, in the DVD racks, and on streaming services in the coming months&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8656 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/better-watch-out.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"369\" height=\"538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/better-watch-out.jpg 369w, https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/better-watch-out-206x300.jpg 206w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 369px) 100vw, 369px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Better Watch Out<\/strong> starts out in the jolly vein of Yuletide family favourites like <strong>Home Alone<\/strong>, before taking things in a very dark direction. Twelve-year-old Luke has a crush on his babysitter Ashley and plans on trying to impress her while his parents are out at a Christmas party. But his plans get out of hand and things get messy \u2013 very messy \u2013 in this unpredictable black comedy that\u2019s a winningly tasteless and twisted antidote to the sickly sweet family films clogging up screens in the festive season.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8657 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Canaries.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Canaries.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Canaries-212x300.jpg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In <strong>Canaries<\/strong>, an obnoxious radio DJ is attempting to revive his career by holding a New Year\u2019s Eve Party in the Welsh Valleys, when murderous alien invaders arrive, threatening to ruin an already sh*tty night. It\u2019s made on a tiny fraction of the budget usually blown on sci-fi blockbusters \u2013 so few <strong>Independence Day<\/strong> style special effects and no Hollywood superstar leads \u2013 but you do get spirit and originality aplenty, plus a laugh-out-loud script. Very Welsh somehow, <strong>Canaries<\/strong> should be on your radar if you like your sci-fi inventive and irreverent.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8658 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/the-endless.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"358\" height=\"538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/the-endless.jpg 358w, https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/the-endless-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 358px) 100vw, 358px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Endless<\/strong> introduces us to two brothers, who escaped a weird, apocalyptic desert cult when they were younger. When they grow up, the duo decide to revisit the group in the hope of resolving some unanswered questions, an attempt at closure that ultimately opens up new, disturbing possibilities&#8230; <strong>The Endless<\/strong> is a compelling, disorientating experience which will appeal to fans of David Lynch style strangeness, as time and space distort, drawing us inexorably into a new, ominously fractured reality.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8659 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Housewife.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"376\" height=\"538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Housewife.jpg 376w, https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Housewife-210x300.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 376px) 100vw, 376px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Housewife<\/strong> hails from Turkey, and concerns a young girl named Holly who thinks she saw her mother murder her father and sister. Years later, and Holly \u2013 still traumatised by the episode \u2013 decides to seek the help of a charismatic New Age guru. But does he offer her salvation from her torment, or threaten instead to draw Holly yet deeper into a vortex of occultic madness? Authentically nightmarish, <strong>Housewife<\/strong> skilfully melds elements of slick, macabre, occasionally erotic, surrealism and eldritch Lovecraftian horror.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8660 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/The-Lodgers.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"379\" height=\"538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/The-Lodgers.jpg 379w, https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/The-Lodgers-211x300.jpg 211w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 379px) 100vw, 379px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Lodgers<\/strong> is set in Ireland in 1920, where teenaged twins live in a crumbling mansion, largely shunned by the nearby village. Someone \u2013 or something \u2013 lives in the cellar, but are the strange siblings its guardian or its prisoner? Eerie and elegant, fans of traditional Gothic ghost stories will savour every atmospheric second of <strong>The Lodgers<\/strong>, as it slowly unveils the chilling secret buried in its black foundations.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8661 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/MON-MON-MON-MONSTERS.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"365\" height=\"538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/MON-MON-MON-MONSTERS.jpg 365w, https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/MON-MON-MON-MONSTERS-204x300.jpg 204w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 365px) 100vw, 365px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Despite its dodgy title <strong>Mon Mon Mon Monsters<\/strong> won the audience vote for the best new film of the festival with its unique Oriental blend of biting satire, sick humour and anarchic violence. It\u2019s set in a Taiwanese school where the bullying\u2019s so bad it\u2019s practically part of the curriculum. Three of the worst offenders are distracted from their usual victim when they capture a flesh-eating ghoul, setting in motion a sequence of events that threaten to turn their school into a riotous bloodbath, it\u2019s a fun, bloody rollercoaster ride with a message.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8662 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/TheSleepCurse.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"381\" height=\"538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/TheSleepCurse.jpg 381w, https:\/\/www.alchemyengland.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/TheSleepCurse-212x300.jpg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 381px) 100vw, 381px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Sleep Curse<\/strong> is very much in the tradition of Hong Kong\u2019s infamous Category III films \u2013 the Chinese horror movies of the late-80s-early-90s frequently banned for their graphic gore sequences. The hero of our updated version is a neuroscientist specialising in sleep. A peculiar case of extreme insomnia leads the doctor to look back into his own harrowing childhood during the Second World War, when he witnessed the Japanese Army\u2019s brutal occupation of his hometown. This leads in turn to a tense confrontation between modern science and arcane black magic that is not for the faint-hearted.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>For more on the annual Abertoir Festival check out their website:&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abertoir.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/www.abertoir.co.uk\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Words by &#8211; Gavin Baddeley<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gavinbaddeley.com\">www.gavinbaddeley.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every November, our resident horror fanatic Gavin Baddeley makes an annual pilgrimage to Aberystwyth on the Welsh coast to attend the Abertoir Festival. 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